Hello :]

theycantalk:
“dog resolutions
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theycantalk:

dog resolutions

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mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

retrogamingblog:
“Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar
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retrogamingblog:

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

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m-a-r-t-i-n-e-z:
“ “Strawberry milk” by Aster Hung
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m-a-r-t-i-n-e-z:

“Strawberry milk” by Aster Hung

sparklejamesysparkle:

From The Judy Garland Show, originally aired by CBS on January 12th, 1964.

bob-belcher:

#when someone tries to make plans with me

(Source: bob-belcher)

nickisxminaj:

#me during a group work

(Source: nofrauds)

coolcatgroup:

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Take it easy… but take it. ✨😉😸

throwbackblr:

Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I finally found a little relief from the heat, a little ice cream, you snatched it away. You better sell me some ice cream at a fair price, or face the consequences.
Heat | Hey Arnold! | Air date November 4, 1996

(Source: throwbackblr)

birthcharts:

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed